One night early in the fall semester, one of my friends Joe from high school came over to my room to pregame before we ventured out to find a party. And if you've never experienced hookup failure in your life, then go fuck off to Tucker Max's message board. No KY warming lotion. I'm good. Share Tweet. Off we go. Great moments in drunken hookup failure Filed to:
This Florida Checkers is the reason food inspections exist
Why she wanted to try this I will never know, because it did not sound comfortable.
She shows up at the appointed time, and we do the verifications, and get to talking, and negotiating what is going to go down. She seemed to know everyone at the bar, and was constantly flirting with guys, dancing, taking pictures, etc. The A.